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Quoting zzzoraya:
A gas station in Georgia was trying to increase its sales,
so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up".
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then
asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If
he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck
then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba,
pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The
proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him
to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor
said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy,
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really giveaway free
sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray.. It ain't rigged ----- my wife won
twice last week."
A gas station in Georgia was trying to increase its sales,
so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up".
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then
asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If
he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck
then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba,
pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The
proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him
to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor
said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy,
"I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really giveaway free
sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray.. It ain't rigged ----- my wife won
twice last week."
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